So this morning, while I was looking after my baby cats, I wrote a text message to a former neighbour of mine.
As I was carefully making up simple sentences and pressing the keypad on my slow and dying phone, the said cat, Junior, came by my lawn and watched as I played with them. Suddenly, she pounced on them, which made me terribly angry and I chased her out. Twenty minutes after the text message was sent, there came a reply, which said:
LIKE WTF MAN!
How can one be so irresponsible!? Seriously! First you asked us to feed her as there are no one to look after her and then when the new owner came you said he would feed your cat but he didn't, he has a dog even! so now the cat has nowhere to go and you said you would take her but you just left her, just like that and when I ask you to take her you tell me that you are going to arrange for someone to pick her up!? Why the hell can't you do that yourself?! SERIOUSLY APA YANG KAU BUSY SGT DOHHH. What if, the man you sent for took OUR cats instead?! Mati la kau kalau macam tu. Lawsuit!!
I feel sorry for the cat, but unfortunately for Junior, I already have two to worry about. Cats don't just mingle about, I mean, all the territorial things etc and with Junior around it will cause such a problem, even more now that she's pregnant and is likely to give birth somewhere at our house.
Kaya je lebih. Tau la banyak duit, awak boleh beli apa apa je but that doesn't mean that you can buy a bloody cat, or plenty of expensive cats for that matter, just to show it off to the world that you have cats (insert wows and ahhs) but never take care of them properly or show them the care and love that they need. You don't do that. Kalau tak boleh bela, tak boleh jaga, don't fucking buy it. Berapa banyak dah kucing you datang and duduk kat rumah kitorang, mintak makan semua? Bodoh ah okay. Bodoh.
Patut la anak pun macam tu. Ha!
I don't understanddddd. And kesian si Junior tu, masa nak halau dia tadi, she can't even go back to her own home sebab the new tenant's dog barked at her and she end up sitting outside my house. Kesian. I mean, you should've seen how she acted when we called her and fed her. Kesiannya. I wish I can take her in, but I can't. If I don't have any cats, I probably would. And nanti, bila nak balik kampung lama-lama or cuti panjang siapa nak bagi makan? At least Chon and Nuui kita hantaq kat vet, and itu pun kita kesian ni kena jaga orang lain punya biarkan kat rumah and let it starve. Gila apa.
Oh and fyi, the owner moved from the house about, 8 months back, plus minus. She brought along her other two, three?, cats but left two here, as she claimed that they did not want to follow her, which is....CRAP TO ME...unless you don't effing care about your cat anymore. The other cat, a Maine Coon if I'm not mistaken, Montel now roams about I don't know where and is rarely seen at my place because well, she just knows it's not her territory to begin with but I did see her yesterday and good god that poor thing is so skinny now, unlike her prime time when she was, really good looking.
Perhaps, if she doesn't take the cat then we'd send her to SPCA la kot? Tapi...haih kesian. Anyone who wants to adopt a pregnant cat and her future kittens may contact me. The cat is semi longhaired, has very nice green jade eyes and is due to have kittens soon. I'm serious about this. At least she'll have a new home and someone who would care for her, and, especially her kittens. I don't think this lady would mind, I mean, I can just say it's lost or taken or whatever crap. If she really loved it, she wouldn't have left it fending for itself. Haih teringat kat Mittens dalam cerita Bolt tu, yang tu lagi la, de-clawed habis.
Tak nak la gaduh dengan...ex-neighbour pasal kucing but it's an efffffing responsibility. You just don't do that. Seriously.
Anyways, yeah, if anyone of you is interested, let me know.
Assalamualaikum Aunty Nora.
This is Alyaa here. I hope that you and your family are in the pink of health. Gravely, the reason I am texting you is because of your cats, particularly Junior. It is getting rather difficult nowadays as she feels that this is her home and would roam about the house, possibly engage in fights with our cats, had we not intervened. Plus, she is now pregnant and is expecting any time soon and Alyaa rasa, kita tak mampu nak jaga. It would mean a great deal to us if you could take your cats with you or perhaps to the SPCA, where they will be cared for, if not better. I hope you understand the gravity of the situation. I apologise for any inconvinience caused.
Wasalam.
-Alyaa.
As I was carefully making up simple sentences and pressing the keypad on my slow and dying phone, the said cat, Junior, came by my lawn and watched as I played with them. Suddenly, she pounced on them, which made me terribly angry and I chased her out. Twenty minutes after the text message was sent, there came a reply, which said:
Insya Allah aunty akan aturkan somebody untuk ambil Junior asap.
LIKE WTF MAN!
How can one be so irresponsible!? Seriously! First you asked us to feed her as there are no one to look after her and then when the new owner came you said he would feed your cat but he didn't, he has a dog even! so now the cat has nowhere to go and you said you would take her but you just left her, just like that and when I ask you to take her you tell me that you are going to arrange for someone to pick her up!? Why the hell can't you do that yourself?! SERIOUSLY APA YANG KAU BUSY SGT DOHHH. What if, the man you sent for took OUR cats instead?! Mati la kau kalau macam tu. Lawsuit!!
I feel sorry for the cat, but unfortunately for Junior, I already have two to worry about. Cats don't just mingle about, I mean, all the territorial things etc and with Junior around it will cause such a problem, even more now that she's pregnant and is likely to give birth somewhere at our house.
Kaya je lebih. Tau la banyak duit, awak boleh beli apa apa je but that doesn't mean that you can buy a bloody cat, or plenty of expensive cats for that matter, just to show it off to the world that you have cats (insert wows and ahhs) but never take care of them properly or show them the care and love that they need. You don't do that. Kalau tak boleh bela, tak boleh jaga, don't fucking buy it. Berapa banyak dah kucing you datang and duduk kat rumah kitorang, mintak makan semua? Bodoh ah okay. Bodoh.
Patut la anak pun macam tu. Ha!
I don't understanddddd. And kesian si Junior tu, masa nak halau dia tadi, she can't even go back to her own home sebab the new tenant's dog barked at her and she end up sitting outside my house. Kesian. I mean, you should've seen how she acted when we called her and fed her. Kesiannya. I wish I can take her in, but I can't. If I don't have any cats, I probably would. And nanti, bila nak balik kampung lama-lama or cuti panjang siapa nak bagi makan? At least Chon and Nuui kita hantaq kat vet, and itu pun kita kesian ni kena jaga orang lain punya biarkan kat rumah and let it starve. Gila apa.
Oh and fyi, the owner moved from the house about, 8 months back, plus minus. She brought along her other two, three?, cats but left two here, as she claimed that they did not want to follow her, which is....CRAP TO ME...unless you don't effing care about your cat anymore. The other cat, a Maine Coon if I'm not mistaken, Montel now roams about I don't know where and is rarely seen at my place because well, she just knows it's not her territory to begin with but I did see her yesterday and good god that poor thing is so skinny now, unlike her prime time when she was, really good looking.
Perhaps, if she doesn't take the cat then we'd send her to SPCA la kot? Tapi...haih kesian. Anyone who wants to adopt a pregnant cat and her future kittens may contact me. The cat is semi longhaired, has very nice green jade eyes and is due to have kittens soon. I'm serious about this. At least she'll have a new home and someone who would care for her, and, especially her kittens. I don't think this lady would mind, I mean, I can just say it's lost or taken or whatever crap. If she really loved it, she wouldn't have left it fending for itself. Haih teringat kat Mittens dalam cerita Bolt tu, yang tu lagi la, de-clawed habis.
Tak nak la gaduh dengan...ex-neighbour pasal kucing but it's an efffffing responsibility. You just don't do that. Seriously.
Anyways, yeah, if anyone of you is interested, let me know.
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