I am an enormously fat cow. Ah, don't deny it ja, it's a known fact. With these love handles, no, rephrase, spare tyres, FLABS!, I am one.
I tried to sleep early last night, but in vain. The bright lights and loud sound of Rachael Yamagata singing in my ears kept me awake until about 11.30pm when I finally dozed off. Woke up at 8am, I managed to NOT hear any of my four alarms that I set the night before. Still, determined to at least TRY , I went jogging anyway. At least, that was until I jogged for about 5 minutes and collapse. HAHA. Okay it didn't happen that way but I did, I did slow down and walked for another 5 minutes (or more?) before I jogged again. Heh *tutup muka* God I am so not fit, not at all! Sorry Shafiq, I don't think I'm up to par to be your jog partner, haha. Okay okay no need to say anything there mate, no need for words. Hush now. The embarrassment is enough.
Sigh.
I suck. I suck at running, practically at almost everything. Perhaps that's because I never do it wholeheartedly, I just give it a try a couple of times and then I give up. Oh god. I don't know what he sees in me. Clearly there is nothing good, nothing that can set me apart from the rest of them, from any of them for that matter. I am bad at everything I do, pfft. Well, almost. Okay now I'm just degrading myself but but but, you can't help but agree with me now, can you?
I only had 2 toasts with butter, bread and soup (sup daging melayu punya tuh bukan mak salleh punye) and one small bungkus of nasi lemak for breakfast, lunch and dinner respectively yesterday.
Maybe I won't lose any weight, maybe I will.
But then...
I had omelette for breakfast this morning. Yeah, I KNOW RIGHT.
Efffff, I have a cramp on my left butt cheek, or somewhere around there. Effff.
No seriously, not a word. Not aay word.
I tried to sleep early last night, but in vain. The bright lights and loud sound of Rachael Yamagata singing in my ears kept me awake until about 11.30pm when I finally dozed off. Woke up at 8am, I managed to NOT hear any of my four alarms that I set the night before. Still, determined to at least TRY , I went jogging anyway. At least, that was until I jogged for about 5 minutes and collapse. HAHA. Okay it didn't happen that way but I did, I did slow down and walked for another 5 minutes (or more?) before I jogged again. Heh *tutup muka* God I am so not fit, not at all! Sorry Shafiq, I don't think I'm up to par to be your jog partner, haha. Okay okay no need to say anything there mate, no need for words. Hush now. The embarrassment is enough.
Sigh.
I suck. I suck at running, practically at almost everything. Perhaps that's because I never do it wholeheartedly, I just give it a try a couple of times and then I give up. Oh god. I don't know what he sees in me. Clearly there is nothing good, nothing that can set me apart from the rest of them, from any of them for that matter. I am bad at everything I do, pfft. Well, almost. Okay now I'm just degrading myself but but but, you can't help but agree with me now, can you?
I only had 2 toasts with butter, bread and soup (sup daging melayu punya tuh bukan mak salleh punye) and one small bungkus of nasi lemak for breakfast, lunch and dinner respectively yesterday.
Maybe I won't lose any weight, maybe I will.
But then...
I had omelette for breakfast this morning. Yeah, I KNOW RIGHT.
Efffff, I have a cramp on my left butt cheek, or somewhere around there. Effff.
No seriously, not a word. Not aay word.
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